Only the Spongiest survive

I miss my old friends…


When you make a reference and someone actually gets it


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me after sex: hey how much xp did i just earn

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gentle reminder that cleopatra’s beauty is rumored to have started wars in ancient history

gentle reminder that people are evolving to be more and more attractive

gentle reminder that your beauty probably would have started at least 2 wars by now if you lived in 30 BC

wat a gently delivered compliment thank u

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my life would probably get 2 notes

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Someone, quick, send me an ask with a number 1-6. I can’t decide what to do.


my aesthetic? 


overly photoshopped adam sandler on the cover of click

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Asker Anonymous: 1, 4, 13, 24, 25, 40, 42

1. fitted army tee and boxers

4. I’m 5’9”

13.20 Years old as of last week ;D

24. Turn ons?

Confidence and fishnet stockings.

25. Turn offs?

Excessive acne

40. Last time I kissed someone was a couple months ago maybe. idk.

42. My underwear is bright blue


1: What are you wearing?
2: Ever been in love?
3: Ever had a terrible breakup?
4: How tall are you?
5: How much do you weigh?
6: Any tattoos do you want?
7: Any piercings that you want?
8: OTP?
9: Favorite Show?
10: Favorite bands?
11: Something you miss?
12: Favorite song?
13: How old are you?
14: Zodiac sign?
15: Hair Color?
16: Favorite Quote?
17: Favorite singer?
18: Favorite color?
19: Loud music or soft?
20: Where do you go when you're sad?
21: How long does it take you to shower?
22: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
23: Ever been in a physical fight?
24: Turn on?
25: Turn off?
26: The reason I joined Tumblr?
27: Fears?
28: Last thing that made you cry?
29: Last time you cried?
30: Meaning behind your url
31: Last book you read?
32: Last song you listened to?
33: Last show you watched?
34: Last person you talked to?
35: The relationship between you and the person you last texted?
36: Favorite food?
37: Place you want to visit?
38: Last place you were?
39: Do you have a crush?
40: Last time you kissed someone?
41: Last time you were insulted and what was it?
42: What color underwear are you wearing?
43: What color shirt are you wearing?
44: What color bottoms are you wearing?
45: Wearing any bracelets?
46: Last sport you played?
47: Last song you sang?
48: Last prank call you remember doing?
49: Last time you hung out with anyone?
50: Favorite movie?


I don’t agree with feminism because I refused to be a victim because I am a woman.
I don’t agree with feminism because of the overwhelming gender bias.
I don’t agree with feminism because tumblr has refused it to a pitiful vagina cult.
I don’t agree with feminism because double standards exist, and men experience sexism and hate based on their reproductive system.
I don’t agree with feminism because it calls FTMs “gender traitors” and deny MTFs their identity and tell them they CAN NOT and NEVER WILL BE women.
I don’t agree with feminism because third wave feminists get angry when statistics conclude violence against women is lower than they like to say it is.
I don’t agree with feminism because it is not about equality, or justice. Third wave feminism is selfish, and actively seeks out sex favoritism. Third wave feminists in the Western Hemisphere constantly lessen and trivialize the meaning of real, true oppression. They don’t fly overseas to advocate an help the women that are actually oppressed. They sit behind computer screens and preach “women have brains, BUT ONLY IF THEY AGREE WITH ME” and that “women have a choice, BUT ONLY IF THEY AGREE WITH ME” and reduce all other opinions in a woman’s head to internalized misogyny, which is in and of itself misogynistic.
I don’t agree with feminism because there is NOTHING to fucking agree with.
Egalitarians do it fucking better.



Tasted and smelled like berries.



To all the ladies that reach down and grab the dick while making out with a dude…

You’re the real MVP



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