Only the Spongiest survive

glitterglobe:

important things to remember

  • if someone doesn’t reply to your message they are probably busy, not ignoring you
  • just because someone doesn’t message you first, it doesn’t mean they don’t care about you
  • if someone seems upset or distant they probably aren’t upset at you in particular
  • lots of people love you and you’re not annoying

(via nsome)

(Source: c-headsmag, via videogamesandsex)

sparrowbirdd:

A thing that happened recently. Stop, drop, and lie down in the middle of the sidewalk.


If you suffer from fainting spells don’t just brush it off. Seek a professional. Fainting spells are not always a sign of something worse, but it never hurts to be safe.

sparrowbirdd:

A thing that happened recently. Stop, drop, and lie down in the middle of the sidewalk.

If you suffer from fainting spells don’t just brush it off. Seek a professional. Fainting spells are not always a sign of something worse, but it never hurts to be safe.

(via quietsnooze)

It’s been like five months since I’ve had sex this IS NOT FAIR

Asker Anonymous: 50

Every other week 7th and 8th grade. I fought a lot. Once in high school too but the bitch deserved the “disruptive tone” I had.

(Source: thumbleesin, via nsome)

tiredpunk:

"TURN DOWN" my copilot screams, trying to grab the airplane’s controls from me

"TURN DOWN FOR WHAT" i scream back as i icarus this bitch

(Source: saturdaynightbigcocksalaryman, via bunvolio)

A LIVE PERSON? WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK IM TALKING TO NOW? AM I TALKING TO YOU, WHOS NOT REALLY HERE? IS THIS REALITY?

(Source: kuzco2000, via meladoodle)


Been on a boat?
Frequently. Deep sea fishing, pontoon boat, speeder, cruise… I have pretty good sea legs.

"HAVE YOU EVER" hour.

some fun in the meantime
1. had sex?
2. bought condoms?
3. gotten pregnant?
4. failed a class?
5. kissed a boy?
6. kissed a girl?
7. had a job?
8. left the house without my wallet?
9. bullied someone on the internet?
10. sexted?
11. had sex in public?
12. smoked weed?
13. smoked cigarettes?
14. smoked a cigar?
15. drank alcohol?
16. been to a wedding?
17. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
18. watched tv for 5 hours straight?
19. been late for school?
20. kissed in the rain?
21. showered with someone else?
22. been outside my home country?
23. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
24. had lice?
25. gotten my heart broken?
26. had a credit card?
27. been to a professional sports game?
28. broken a bone?
29. been unhappy about my weight?
30. won a trophy?
31. cut myself?
32. been on a diet?
33. rode in a taxi?
34. stayed up for 24 hours or more?
35. been to a concert?
36. had a crush on someone of the same sex?
37. had braces?
38. wore make up?
39. lost my virginity before I was 16?
40. kissed someone a different race than myself?
41. Snuck out of the house?
42. had oral sex?
43. dyed my hair?
44. met someone famous?
45. been on vacation?
46. been on a boat?
47. been on an airplane?
48. prank called someone?
49. taken a pregnancy test?
50. been suspended from school?
Please, have at me.