Only the Spongiest survive
quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

(Source: acidocasualidad, via junkyardjellicle)

(Source: coochiewalliwallie, via trashboat)

emi-oddity:

Yes yes and more yes

emi-oddity:

Yes yes and more yes

(via bunvolio)

thephilyptian:

"PALESTINIAN GIRL, YOUNGEST DOCTOR IN THE WORLD"

"When someone enrols in the medicine school that one of the longest schooling required profession, by the time they finish school they will be around 30-or at least on their late 20s. But not for this girl; Eqbal Asa’d is a Palestinian Muslim woman that started the Medicine school when she was just 14 years old, ‘myhijab.info’ reports. Asa’d got her Bachelor degree in Medicine with Honors and was set by the Guinness World Records as the youngest doctor in the World, according to the report. She has been signed to go to Ohio, U.S to continue her education even further and become a Pediatrician."  - Source

YOU GUYS SHE IS THE YOUNGEST DOCTOR IN THE WORLD. SHE IS A FEMALE, A MUSLIM AND A MINORITY. AND SHE IS THE YOUNGEST DOCTOR IN THE WORLD. 

WHY ARE WE NOT HEARING MORE ABOUT HER?

because she’s Palestinian and there obviously can’t be any good Palestinians in the news. Might hurt Israel’s precious image or something.

(via fableceleste)

yoooooo thats some dank ass bud

yoooooo thats some dank ass bud

(Source: govermint)

Why does “bishification” exist

Why can’t we just leave Kratos as a ridiculously manly man and not an animu sissy boy?

WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it

postllimit:

kents-writing:

carrotsforferrets:

Some more reasons why I won’t join any sort of social justice movement.

Amen

thbbbbbbbbbbbbbt

(via bunvolio)

ethanwykes:

gutsmanschoiceass:

necrophilofthefuture:

did you know that phill lewis (aka mr moseby) was charged with manslaughter in 1993

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(Source: necrophilofthefuture, via bunvolio)

achievementt-teeth:

Happy Birthday Achievement Hunter

(via kaydonenow)

nerdsandgamersftw:

the-shaynster:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

supernaturalbadwolf:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

its-the-dead-hipster:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

I met Luke skywalker today (: I love Star Trek!

Dumb bitch

Don’t be rude….. Why can’t I be a Trekkie and proud? “Falcon Punch!!!” Amiright?

Just incase this isn’t a joke. Harrison Ford played Han Solo in Star wars

No sweetie……. You’re confused…….. You’re thinking about Yoda from Star Fox (:

This makes me angry

nerdsandgamersftw:

the-shaynster:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

supernaturalbadwolf:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

its-the-dead-hipster:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

I met Luke skywalker today (: I love Star Trek!

Dumb bitch

Don’t be rude….. Why can’t I be a Trekkie and proud? “Falcon Punch!!!” Amiright?

Just incase this isn’t a joke. Harrison Ford played Han Solo in Star wars

No sweetie……. You’re confused…….. You’re thinking about Yoda from Star Fox (:

This makes me angry

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cracked:

dontsitaround:

Everybody deserves someone in their life who looks at them the way Soren looks at Daniel in Cracked After Hours.

They get cuter from there.

(Source: sizvideos, via tohofuhai)

elysemarshall:

buzzfeed:

Turns out the world isn’t such a bad place after all. 

Timely reminder that people are inherently good.

(Source: BuzzFeed, via mtulliuscicero)

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