Only the Spongiest survive

jfc you anti-gun people are just as bad as “ammosexuals”. Your first and foremost priority is banning something because YOU DON’T LIKE IT. You don’t fucking help anything. Regulatory gun control is a reasonable alternative but nooooo, it’s all or nothing with you people.

teddythemonster:

thetpr:

naturalscorpiosub:

18-15n-77-30w:

For the ancestors

For all the black men who died with no justice

THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE GIF

fuck yo help.

you all go fuck yourselves with a knife.

teddythemonster:

thetpr:

naturalscorpiosub:

18-15n-77-30w:

For the ancestors

For all the black men who died with no justice

THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE GIF

fuck yo help.

you all go fuck yourselves with a knife.

(Source: dylvnthevillaina, via nsome)

saxifraga-x-urbium:

malformalady:

A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.




The kicker: The wasps had been there for months, his mother hadn’t opened the guest room door for three months.

saxifraga-x-urbium:

malformalady:

A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.

The kicker: The wasps had been there for months, his mother hadn’t opened the guest room door for three months.

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Asker Anonymous: Ever done anything ephobophilic?

Sure

the-chubby-nerd:

what

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Asker Anonymous: your kinkiest guilty kink nobody but your archiveofourown bookmarks know about? :P

I don’t bookmark shit but my guiltiest kink that I’ll admit is Ephebophilia

ikazed:

lnfamy:

dude is a gender neutral term if you think differently you are wrong

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applebeveragesaur:

milkpunk:

Doge was just a reincarnation of Lolcats. Peasant was a reincarnation of n00b. Screwing up emoticons is essentially just newfag can’t triforce again. Memes are cyclical. The resurrection of Rickrolling coincided with the resurrection of other old memes like ironically liking Shrek. The return of old memes is merely part of the natural evolution, until one day the master meme will rise from the shadows.

and then all your base will belong to him

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connorkawaii:

reblog if you LIKE video games, if you LOVE video games, or if you have ALIENATED everyone you KNOW because you REFUSE to talk about ANYTHING ELSE

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averagefairy:

when youre laying down and your pet walks across your internal organs and youre like OW FUCK and they dont even care they just keep standing on your spleen like its their job

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Asker Anonymous: horsecock?

If you buy me one and ship it discreetly I will suck your dick/lick your pussy for a decade, every day, free of charge.

So yeah I like those.

Asker Anonymous: death note yaoi fanfiction, yeah or nay?

Meh. Anime fanfics aren’t interesting to me in general.

Asker Anonymous: favorite dildo?

I don’t have a specific favorite but the fleshy organic looking ones feel better. I haven’t used any bigger than 6”

Asker Anonymous: I want your cock in mebutt <3

Yeah i get that a lot